Elisheva Blumberg

Why be plain when you can be crunchy? Or crispy? Or as deliriously sweet as fresh-spun cotton candy?Your innovative and delicious product is just what the world needs right now—and you’ve done (almost) all the work:You’ve...• Blazed through countless brainstorming sessions on product development (your all-star idea even shows up in your dreams).• Spent TONS of dough planning your prototype to perfection...and I mean LITERAL dough (I’m talking to you, gluten-free cookie manufacturer).• Designed a stunningly iconic logo (watch your back, smug Starbucks mermaid)!But pretty please—❌ DON’T risk a mismatch between your actual product and its marketing message.❌ DON’T settle for poorly-written, stale, or yawningly cliché copy.❌ DON’T allow your major investment be tossed away like a burnt batch of sugar cookies.The VALUE of your brand relies on copy that is coherent, clean, and complementary to your unique product.Why Work With Me:✔️ I’m a multi-published writer with a marketing degree from The Fashion Institute of Technology. Your copy will be as fresh, creative, and as crystal-clear as a grade FL diamond (that means FLAWLESS).✔️ I’m a marketing multilingual: I speak the language of your customers (from haute couture fashionistas to sugar-high junkies).✔️ I’m as approachable as a two-week-old puppy—the absolute furthest thing from a nose-in-the-air lifestyle snob. (Sunglasses that cost my weekly salary? Nope. Gourmet restaurant visits every night? No way, José. A perfume collection that rivals the Macy’s cosmetic counter?…Hey, hey—that’s between me and my Sephora rewards card thankyouverymuch).Whether your product needs a bite-size copy boost, or an all-out copy binge, here’s what’s fresh on my copywriting menu:• Packaging copy• Name + Brand Development• Taglines • Menus• Websites • Print Ads Copy for Lifestyle & Luxury. Grab a (caramel-drizzled) slice