Sam Shannon Jr.

Smooth talker, convincing speaker, more muscles than you might think, has tackled a buffalo.Presidents, popes and potentates have called on him for advice. Has never worn spandex. Still has most of his teeth. Wishes he could give you a big hug right now! Steelers are interestedin him for their goal line back. Has broken minor laws many times without getting caught. Canlie with a straight face. Never had a rash. Doesn't associate with "the wrong crowd." Will eat strangethings, but NO insects. Lazy as hell. Can go outside in the winter with his shirt off. Always scratcheswhere it itches. All kinds of animals are attracted to him. Can drive all kinds of cars due to hisexperience in the car park industry. New skill - is practicing jumping off the roof in a batsuit. Graduatedfrom school by copying off other kids. Seldom bathes - conscientious water saver. Once shot hisTV when Tiny Tim came on. Helps old ladies across streets - tried it with young ladies but got slapped. Was known for eating leftovers off plates when he worked in restaurants. Has recovered from manybouts of food poisoning including a 2 week stay in the hospital when he swelled up like a balloon. I could go on and on, but am running out of space in this little box. Final assessment - will no doubtbe enshrined in Hall of Fame. First ballot lock.